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These information technology professionals can be found at many of the hipist, bleeding-edge technology companies doing all the behind the scenes work, answering trouble tickets, maintaining servers, programming phone systems, administering network security and defending against raiding samurai. They are not enemies of Ninja Burger, in fact, they are often customers, but they are highly loyal and territorial. With the dot-com economy as it is, they may mistake a Ninja Burger delivery as a threat. Making a delivery to a company with I.T. Ninja is a particular challenge. Don't kill the I.T. Ninja, their comrades may take it as a challenge.
S A K E Skill Goodie Weapon I.T. Ninja 8 10 10 17 Wujenitsu Palm Pilot Ninja-to
http://www.inktank.com/AT/index.cfm?toon=09-15-00
(With full credit given to Barry T. Smith at InkTank.com)
The Mistress Donut franchise is a breakfast favorite among cops and delivery guards. Tasty, creame filled confections are delivered, hot and fresh, by devistatingly attractive women in black leather fetish gear. And they have donuts, too. There is rarely a conflict between Ninja Burger employees and Mistress Donut employees except during that period generally considered "brunch" but Delivery Dominatrixes (or Double Dees) are very jealous of Ninja and will attack with riding crops, whips, cat-o-nine tails and 6 inch stilletto heels. "Mistress Donut: We give it to your hot and fast.™"
S A K E Skill Goodie Weapon Delivery Dominatrix 9 12 10 11 Kusarigama-Jutsu Oh yea! Goodies! Bullwhip
These nasty, vicious little creatures are occasionally imported into our dimension by the demons at Oni Oni Parcel Service to engage in acts of mischief and petty terrorism. They aren't very large or very bright but they do make good cooks. They also eat a great deal and a Kobold loose in a Ninja Burger pantry can seriously damage the inventory.
S A K E Skill Goodie Weapon Kobold 5 5 5 5 Makundono a Chicken Sharp, Nasty Teeth
("Kobolds Ate My Baby!" is another find product from 9th Level Games.)
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